Subject: Money » Wealth (Page 3)

There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.

(1887 – 1964) British actor, writer & theater director

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

1. Always hire a rich solicitor.

2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of shit that I don't need, and I refuse to share with others.

(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

(1892 – 1976) oil industrialist (once world’s richest man)

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

A rich man has no need of character.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.


(1799 – 1850) French novelist & playwright

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

You can never be too skinny or too rich.

(1915 – 1978) socialite

Fortunes are made by buying low and selling too soon.

(1840 – 1915) British banker & politician

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Anyone with money to burn will always find himself surrounded by people with matches.

In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the happy wish to be married, the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.