Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 10)

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If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

People who eat natural foods will die of natural causes.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

1. All bicycles weigh 50 pounds.
2. 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
3. A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain.
4. A 50-pound bicycle needs no lock or chain.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Every clarification breeds new questions.

Murphy’s Laws

Traffic increases to fill the road space available.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you dispose of a book, even one that has gathered dust for years, a pressing need to refer to it will arise.

Books Murphy’s Laws Time

When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right.

Murphy’s Laws

Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the length of time the street is supervised by a traffic control officer.

Autos Government Murphy’s Laws

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Animals Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

In any organization, the potential is much greater for the subordinate to manage his superior than for the superior to manage his subordinate.

Murphy’s Laws

Any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.

Murphy’s Laws

Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.

Murphy’s Laws People

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws