Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 10)

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There's no special reason; it's just government policy.

Government Murphy’s Laws

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together; things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Murphy’s Laws

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Murphy’s Laws

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.

Murphy’s Laws Success Things

Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.

Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody's approval, somebody won't like it.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no limit to how bad things can get.

Murphy’s Laws

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man tired in mid afternoon.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sleep

The Course of Progress: Most things get steadily worse.
The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Murphy’s Laws

The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.

Murphy’s Laws

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Murphy’s Laws

Give him an inch and he'll screw you.

Conflict Murphy’s Laws

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations

It never heals correctly.

Health Murphy’s Laws

1. Get elected
2. Get re-elected
3. Don’t get mad, get even.

Anger Elections/Voting Emotions Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians