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The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one missing from the tool chest.

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who says he isn't going to resign, four times… definitely will.

Murphy’s Laws

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Beliefs Driving Murphy’s Laws Opinion People

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

Murphy’s Laws

Secrecy is the enemy of efficiency, but don’t let anyone know it.

Murphy’s Laws

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No good deed goes unpunished.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it. 2. The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

What we learn after we know it all, is what counts.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

Any change looks terrible at first.

Murphy’s Laws

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Murphy’s Laws

After large expenditures of federal, state, and county funds; after much confusion generated by detours and road blocks; after greatly annoying the surrounding population with noise, dust, and fumes – the previously existing traffic jam is relocated by one-half mile.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

You never find anything until you replace it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If a piece of buttered toast falls, it will land face down.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

1. The tide comes in and the tide goes out, and what have you got?
2. They say an elephant never forgets, but what's he got to remember?

Murphy’s Laws