Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 10)

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Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Work

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Sports

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The “Consumer Report” on the item will come out a week after you’ve made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated “unacceptable.”. 2. The one you almost bought will be rated “best buy.”

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Twits beget twits.

Family Murphy’s Laws

Some of it, plus the rest of it, is all of it.

Murphy’s Laws

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Every day, in every way, things get better and better; then worse again in the evening.

Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

1. All bicycles weigh 50 pounds.
2. 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
3. A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain.
4. A 50-pound bicycle needs no lock or chain.

Murphy’s Laws Things

He who hesitates is probably right.

Murphy’s Laws

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

There's nothing to scratch but the surface.

Murphy’s Laws

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

A consultant is someone who, when hired to find out what time it is, borrows your watch to find out.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Everything depends.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who expect the biggest tips provide the worst service.

Murphy’s Laws

The shortest distance between two points is a downward spiral.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Toothaches tend to start on Saturday night.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather