Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 11)

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If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. Never be first 2. Never be last 3. Never volunteer for anything.

Murphy’s Laws

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the organization the less people appreciate Murphy's Law.

Murphy’s Laws

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

If the people of a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.

Democracy Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Even paranoids have enemies.

Murphy’s Laws People

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws

1. Dust breeds 2. One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own. 3. When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariably enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.

Murphy’s Laws

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Them what has – gets.

Murphy’s Laws

There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

You can never do merely one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

Bad habits will cancel out good ones. Example: The orange juice and granola you had for breakfast will be canceled out by the cigarette you smoked on the way to work and the candy bar you just bought.

Murphy’s Laws

When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Murphy’s Laws

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The sun always shines between the visors.

Murphy’s Laws