Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 11)

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Organizations always have too many managers.

Murphy’s Laws

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Everyone is always someplace else.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed for at least two days.

Murphy’s Laws

Strive to look tremendously important.

Murphy’s Laws

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Rule A: Don’t.

Rule A1: Rule A doesn’t exist.

Rule A2: Do not discuss the existence or non-existence of Rules A, A1, or A2.

(1927 – 1989) Scottish psychiatrist
Murphy’s Laws

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most embarrassment will be the one to

Emotions Murphy’s Laws Problems

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy’s Laws Places

The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws