Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 11)

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Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The driver behind you wants to go five miles per hour faster.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Things

The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.

Murphy’s Laws

Highways in the worst need of repair naturally have low traffic counts, which results in low priority for repair work.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you dispose of a book, even one that has gathered dust for years, a pressing need to refer to it will arise.

Books Murphy’s Laws Time

The crucial memorandum will be snared in the out-basket by the paper clip of the overlying correspondence and go to file.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

Any object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Murphy’s Laws Things

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is anyone from out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.

Murphy’s Laws

All politics is local.

Government Murphy’s Laws Places Politics

If it works, don't fix it.

Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

When you can’t discover the cause of a breakdown, all of the free advice you get will be for things you’ve already checked.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll beneath the vehicle to its exact centre.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The more cordial the buyer’s secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

Murphy’s Laws

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws