Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 12)

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No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Murphy’s Laws

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Murphy’s Laws Old

To err is human, so do not use up the eraser before the pencil.

Murphy’s Laws

A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) – unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage (like your foot).

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Things

If you don't need it and don't want it you can have tons of it.

Murphy’s Laws

An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Less is more.

Murphy’s Laws

When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place

Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.

Ideas Intelligence Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

When one is trying to be elegant and sophisticated, one won't.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

You no sooner get your head above water than someone pulls your flippers off.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

All things being equal, all things are never equal.

Murphy’s Laws

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws Sleep

Disorder expands proportionately to the tolerance for it.

Murphy’s Laws

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws