Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 12)

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Murphy’s Laws Things

There are coexisting elements in frustration phenomena which separate expected results from achieved results.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce.

Murphy’s Laws

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever as simple as it first seems.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Just when you get really good at something you don’t need to do it anymore.

Murphy’s Laws

Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer on the way home.")

Beer Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The wrong quarterback is the one that’s in there.

Football Murphy’s Laws Sports

Less is more.

Murphy’s Laws

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Activities Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Travel

The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations