Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 13)

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Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Murphy’s Laws

You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

Health Murphy’s Laws Time

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

To err is human, so do not use up the eraser before the pencil.

Murphy’s Laws

All great discoveries are made by mistake

Corollary: The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Murphy’s Laws

An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If it should exist, it doesn't.
2. If it does exist, it's out of date.
3. Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.

Murphy’s Laws

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

All politics is local.

Government Murphy’s Laws Places Politics

It's bad luck to be superstititious.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

If it’s good, they’ll stop making it.

(1909 – 2001) editorial cartoonist & author
Murphy’s Laws Things

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

One important fact about Murphy's Law was that it was not actually coined by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.

Murphy’s Laws

If you volunteer to do a task that nobody likes to do, you'll be expected to do it every time in the future.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Work

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems