Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 18)

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We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place

Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.

Ideas Intelligence Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter what goes wrong, there’s always someone who will say he knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

1. When in charge ponder
2. When in trouble delegate
3. When in doubt mumble.

Murphy’s Laws Speech

By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Never tell them what you wouldn't do.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Kids used to ask you where they came from – now they tell you where to go.

Children Murphy’s Laws

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

Murphy’s Laws

When you arrive at your chosen campsite, it is full.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy’s Laws Time