Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 18)

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If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

Murphy’s Laws

Virtue is its own punishment.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

Murphy’s Laws People

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

Computers Failure Murphy’s Laws Things

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Most jobs resemble a sled dog team: no one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws Situations Work

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Murphy’s Laws

Just sometimes, every damn thing goes right.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

Characteristics Communication Honesty Murphy’s Laws Truth

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

An unwatched pot boils immediately.

Murphy’s Laws

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

All politics is local.

Government Murphy’s Laws Places Politics