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A body at rest tends to watch television.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet.

Murphy’s Laws

A few months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

Murphy’s Laws

You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you can’t explain what you’re doing in simple English, you are probably doing something wrong.

Communication Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws

Never drink anything that’s still on fire.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy’s Laws Time

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

Accidents Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

Fear Greeks, even when they bring gifts.

Murphy’s Laws

The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.

Murphy’s Laws

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

Never murder a man who is committing suicide.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics Situations

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

Murphy’s Laws