Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 2)

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Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Thinking

The less we know about a disease, the more medicines are available to treat it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretence of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.

Murphy’s Laws

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.

Murphy’s Laws Success Things

The chances of solving a problem decline the closer one gets to finding out who was the cause of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything will go wrong at one time.

Corollary: That time is always when you least expect it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Murphy’s Laws

If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws