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If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Chili Cook's Secret

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Ingredients

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 

Boehm's 2nd Law of Assistance

Memory Murphy’s Laws People Problems Situations Trouble

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Edds's Law of Radiology

Murphy’s Laws X-rays

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Fresco's Discovery

Murphy’s Laws Boredom Competence

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

Wingo's Research Principle

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If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

Last Law

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.

Hershiser's First Rule

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There is no limit to how bad things can get.

Hane's Law

Murphy’s Laws Limit

One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

Dowling's Law of Photography

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When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Von Fumbles Law

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Robertson's Law

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Some days it's better to stay in bed.

Newton's First Law

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When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.

Beauregard's Law

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

Aunt Emmie’s Third Law

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Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.

Ely's Law

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The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment.

Law of Applied Confusion

Murphy’s Laws Things Shipment

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

Bradley's Rule

Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws Flattery

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Buchwald's Law

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A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

Anonymous Murphy’s Law

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If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Chisholm's Law of Human Interaction

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 20)

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.

There is no limit to how bad things can get.

One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Some days it's better to stay in bed.

When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.

A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.

The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment.

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.