Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 20)

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Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Murphy’s Laws People

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

Murphy’s Laws

People who eat natural foods will die of natural causes.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

Nobody notices when things go right.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Murphy was an optimist.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Even paranoids have enemies.

Murphy’s Laws People

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Murphy’s Laws

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.

Murphy’s Laws People

Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

You never catch on until after the test.

Education Murphy’s Laws School Understanding

The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Murphy’s Laws Things

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.

Murphy’s Laws Success Things

You can get away with anything as long as you tell someone about it.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Fat is lost last where it is wanted the least. Corollary 1: Fat is lost first from areas of high desirability.
Corollary 2: With time fat flows from areas of high to low desirability. – Hal Belknap, M.D.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws