Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 21)

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Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws

All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Communication Conversation Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Speech

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.

America Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing with a plug on it, nothing worn directly next to the skin, no clothing that will turn out to be too small rather than too big, and nothing that you actually want for yourself and are trying to disguise as a gift.

Men Murphy’s Laws People Things Women

Beauty times brains equals a constant.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

Communication Murphy’s Laws People Speech

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

Murphy’s Law never fails except when you try to demonstrate it.

Murphy’s Laws

Needs are a function of what other people have.

Murphy’s Laws

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Murphy’s Laws

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Murphy’s Laws