Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 21)

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The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Whatever you did, that's what you planned.

Murphy’s Laws

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Murphy’s Laws Things

By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

The best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Virtue is its own punishment.

Murphy’s Laws

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

Facts Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Lies Murphy’s Laws

A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Activities Games Men Murphy’s Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Time

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Thinking

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.

Murphy’s Laws People

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Murphy’s Laws

You only have a problem if you think it is a problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

About one-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.

Money Murphy’s Laws

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel