Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 22)

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An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Work

If it works, don't fix it.

Murphy’s Laws

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

When putting things back together again, there will always be at least one piece left over that will not fit anywhere.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When a person says that, in the interest of saving time, he will summarize his prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech Time

Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

An intelligent person can make a dumber statement than an idiot. The idiot is limited to his imbecility.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

All warranty and guarantee clauses are rendered void on payment of the invoice.

Money Murphy’s Laws

He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known far and wide as a smart-ass.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

If you play with anything long enough, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Nearly all prophecies made in public are wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its progress – in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.

Murphy’s Laws

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything is just out of reach.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

Murphy’s Laws

Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

The child that divides gets last pick.

Children Murphy’s Laws

Don't worry… nobody gives a hoot anyway.

Murphy’s Laws People