Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 22)

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When you look for something you will not find it, but when you are looking for something else you will.

Murphy’s Laws

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment but compose immediately after.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

Appearance Dating Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Murphy’s Laws

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws Time

The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.

Murphy’s Laws People

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

Murphy’s Laws

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

It's bad luck to be superstititious.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

You never catch on until after the test.

Education Murphy’s Laws School Understanding

When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A manager cannot tell if he is leading an innovative mob or being chased by it.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Never enter a battle of wits half-armed.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

Murphy’s Laws