Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 23)

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In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

Murphy’s Laws Things

At least fifty percent of the human race doesn’t want their mother-in-law within walking distance.

Murphy’s Laws Relationships

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

The price of any product produced for a government agency will be not less than the square of the initial Firm Fixed-Price Contract.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

A committee of three gets things done if two don’t show up.

Murphy’s Laws People

The wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.

Murphy’s Laws

The other line moves faster.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

Most accidents in well-designed systems involve two or more events of low probability occurring in the worst possible combination.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The most difficult light bulb to replace burns out first and most frequently.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

When all else fails, follow instructions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

If you play with anything long enough, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Things Time Travel

Even paranoids have enemies.

Murphy’s Laws People

The successful pundit is provided more opportunities to say things than he has things worth saying.

Murphy’s Laws

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

No experiment is reproducible.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws