Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 24)

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Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Murphy’s Laws

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Murphy’s Laws

Before ordering a test, decide what you will do if it is (1) positive or (2) negative. If both answers are the same, don't take the test.

Murphy’s Laws

There are no answers, only cross references.

Murphy’s Laws

You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top of your stored possessions.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Things Wives

1. Other people’s tools work only in other people’s yards. 2. Fancy gizmos don’t work. 3. If nobody uses it, there’s a reason. 4. You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws

Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.

Appearance Body Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Health Murphy’s Laws People

Expenditure rises to meet income.

(1909 – 1993) British naval historian & author
Money Murphy’s Laws

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased; it often gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Murphy’s Laws

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible that you haven’t understood the situation.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If you rely on Murphy's law, everything will go as planned (but don't count on it.)

Murphy’s Laws

All rush jobs are due the same day.

Murphy’s Laws

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

There are no winners in life; only survivors.

Life Murphy’s Laws