Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 26)

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The only people making money these days are the ones who sell computer paper.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Things

The scratch on the record is through the song you like most.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Music

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.

Murphy’s Laws Time

A body at rest tends to watch television.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

Things always go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

When our friends get into power, they aren’t our friends any more.

Age Characteristics Friends Murphy’s Laws Situations

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

1. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. 2. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. 3. Nothing minor ever happens to a car.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems

The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.

Murphy’s Laws

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.

Murphy’s Laws