Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 27)

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These pills can't be habit-forming; I've been taking them for years.

Murphy’s Laws

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor
Government Murphy’s Laws

Justice always prevails… three times out of seven.

Murphy’s Laws

There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.

Murphy’s Laws

All the good ones are taken.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Murphy’s Laws People

Attempt to be seen with important people.

Murphy’s Laws

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Bad regulation begets worse regulation.

Murphy’s Laws

If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

Murphy’s Laws

If you need four screws for the job, the first three are easy to find.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

He who hesitates is last.

Murphy’s Laws

Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Murphy’s Laws

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The more zeros found in the price tag for a government program, the less Congressional scrutiny it will receive.

Congress Government Money Murphy’s Laws

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Murphy’s Laws

The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Situations