Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 28)

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A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Health Murphy’s Laws People

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Murphy’s Laws

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.

Government Murphy’s Laws

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed. 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers. 3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Computers Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).

Death Murphy’s Laws Problems Taxes

The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner.

Murphy’s Laws

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws Problems

Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Murphy’s Laws

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Murphy’s Laws

A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Baseball Murphy’s Laws Sports

All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep