Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 28)

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Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.

Murphy’s Laws

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Characteristics Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place

Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.

Ideas Intelligence Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

Needs are a function of what other people have.

Murphy’s Laws

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.

Murphy’s Laws

Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.

Murphy’s Laws Work

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus. All others are out of service or full.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nothing is ever done for the right reason.

Murphy’s Laws

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right.

Murphy’s Laws

No child throws up in the bathroom.

Children Health Murphy’s Laws

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Variables won't, constants aren't.

Murphy’s Laws

Sin now – pray later.

Murphy’s Laws

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Murphy’s Laws Old

Unlimited warranties are usually neither.

Murphy’s Laws

One important fact about Murphy's Law was that it was not actually coined by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

It isn't that things will necessarily go wrong (Murphy's Law), but rather that they will take so much more time and effort than you think if they are not to go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

If you don't say it, they can't repeat it.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather