Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 3)

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To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Murphy’s Laws

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

Government Murphy’s Laws

No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood over the phone.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Murphy’s Laws

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

1. The last gas station for 50 miles will be closed when you get there. 2. At the moment of any departure, the level of gas in your tank depends entirely on how late you are. 3. You only run out of gas after your wife tells you to stop for gas before you run out.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The number of person's relatives is directly proportional to his fame.

Family Murphy’s Laws Relationships

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Never say ‘yes’ to any invitation three months away that you would be dreading if it were tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws

If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Anything that can be changed will be changed up until there is no time left to change anything.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Before ordering a test, decide what you will do if it is (1) positive or (2) negative. If both answers are the same, don't take the test.

Murphy’s Laws

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

Nearly all prophecies made in public are wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws Time

1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it. 2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss is directly proportional to the number and importance of your guests.

Animals Money Murphy’s Laws