Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 3)

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The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be long

Military Murphy’s Laws

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Murphy’s Laws

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Murphy’s Laws People Work

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it; the piece will make perfect sense without it.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding

Cut to fit – beat into place.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

Children should be heard, not obscene.

Children Murphy’s Laws

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Thinking

Justice always prevails… three times out of seven.

Murphy’s Laws

You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy’s Laws Places