Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 3)

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We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

Murphy’s Laws

Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

Murphy’s Laws Things

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

Animals Murphy’s Laws People

The farther away from the entrance that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor
Government Murphy’s Laws

Being in politics is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it’s important.

Education Government Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Politics Sports

Expenditure rises to meet income.

(1909 – 1993) British naval historian & author
Money Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don't worry… nobody gives a hoot anyway.

Murphy’s Laws People

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

The first 90 percent of the task takes 90 percent of the time. The last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

Murphy’s Laws

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most embarrassment will be the one to

Emotions Murphy’s Laws Problems

If there isn’t a law there will be.

Murphy’s Laws

If you have only one nail, it will bend.

Murphy’s Laws

All things being equal, you lose.
Corollary: All things being in your favor, you still lose.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you decide to take the kids home, it is always five minutes earlier that they break into fights, tears, or hysteria.

Children Murphy’s Laws Problems Time