Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 3)

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More dirt comes out of a hole than you can get back into it.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

1 + 1 hardly ever equals 2.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

History Memory Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Laws

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

Military Murphy’s Laws

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Murphy’s Laws People

The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The amount of junk is in direct proportion to the amount of space available.

Murphy’s Laws Things

There's no special reason; it's just government policy.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.

Murphy’s Laws Time

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Murphy’s Laws

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Beliefs Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Proverbs