Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 30)

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A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

A few months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucracy, good ideas go to too far.

Murphy’s Laws

Never step in anything soft.

Murphy’s Laws

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Murphy’s Laws

In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on… and this person must be fired.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Murphy’s Laws

Automatic: If something is automatic, that simple means that you can’t repair it yourself.

Definitions Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

You can’t get here from there.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can be off by one… you will be.

Murphy’s Laws

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

The bigger the man, the less likely he is to object to caricature.

Murphy’s Laws People

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet it's not $19.95.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The more cordial the buyer’s secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

Murphy’s Laws

An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

Communication Ideas Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech