Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 31)

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Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only time you've had enough is when you've just finished.

Murphy’s Laws Sex

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Murphy’s Laws

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.

Murphy’s Laws

If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.

Murphy’s Laws

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Communication Education Murphy’s Laws

Never conduct negotiations before 10:00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4:00 they think you're desperate.

Murphy’s Laws

You can't fall off the floor.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.

Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it. 2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss is directly proportional to the number and importance of your guests.

Animals Money Murphy’s Laws

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Children Murphy’s Laws Time

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Murphy’s Laws