Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 31)

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Liars get caught by the tale.

Characteristics Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

Computers Failure Murphy’s Laws Things

An inexorable upward movement leads administrators to higher salaries and narrower spans of control.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Unlimited warranties are usually neither.

Murphy’s Laws

The snapshots you take of your husband are always more flattering than the ones he takes of you.

Husbands Murphy’s Laws Self Things Wives

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

Children Communication Family Murphy’s Laws Old Speech

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Mothers Murphy’s Laws People

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

Don’t look conspicuous – in the combat, it draws fire; out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Beliefs Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.

Frothingham’s Corollary: The mountain looks closer than it is.

Murphy’s Laws