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Murphy’s Laws
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If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.
Boyle’s Third Law
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Competentcy
There are coexisting elements in frustration phenomena which separate expected results from achieved results.
Riddle's Constant
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Expectations
Frustration
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Anonymous
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
Dude's Law of Duality
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Baker's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Misery
There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.
Hecht’s Fourth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Procrastination
One important fact about Murphy's Law was that it was not actually coined by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.
A Note on Murphy’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Bosses
Motivation
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.
Cohn's Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Progress
Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.
Gove's Law of Gaudy Book Covers
Books
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Author
Cover
Anything worth doing is worth doing in excess.
Baber’s Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Susan Baber
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
Farnsdick's Corollary
Murphy’s Laws
If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Shaw’s Solution
Murphy’s Laws
Family skeleton
George Bernard Shaw
Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.
Relativity for Children
Children
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Transportation
These pills can't be habit-forming; I've been taking them for years.
Shalit’s Drugstore Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Drugs
If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasn't worth doing.
Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis
Murphy’s Laws
Bureaucracy
If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.
Biondi's Law
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
O'Toole's Axiom
Children
Family
Murphy’s Laws
It’s better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.
The Cop’s Law
Conflict
Crime
Death
Government
Law
Murphy’s Laws
Natalie Chapman)
When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.
Cripp's Law
Activities
Children
Family
Murphy’s Laws
Travel
Distance
Rest stop
Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.
Freeman's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Misunderstanding
Simplicity
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