Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 32)

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Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Murphy’s Laws

Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

Murphy’s Laws

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Murphy’s Laws

Any decision is better than no decision.

Murphy’s Laws

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

Husbands Murphy’s Laws Shopping Wives

The number of laws will expand to fill the publishing space available.

Murphy’s Laws

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No child throws up in the bathroom.

Children Health Murphy’s Laws

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

There's nothing to scratch but the surface.

Murphy’s Laws

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

You can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws New York City Places

Food consumed standing up always has ten times the calorific intake of food consumed sitting down.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws