Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 32)

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How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

Appearance Dating Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

Never try to replicate a successful experiment.

Murphy’s Laws

People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.

Murphy’s Laws People

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

Communication History Murphy’s Laws Speech

The best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The driver behind you wants to go five miles per hour faster.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Things

It (housework) expands to fill the time available plus half an hour: so obviously it is never finished.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
Murphy’s Laws

The average time between throwing something away and needing it badly is two weeks. This time can be reduced to one week by retaining the thing for a long time first.

Murphy’s Laws

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Elections/Voting Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.
2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.
3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Murphy’s Laws People

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Democracy Government Murphy’s Laws

Toothaches tend to start on Saturday night.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The bigger the man, the less likely he is to object to caricature.

Murphy’s Laws People

More dirt comes out of a hole than you can get back into it.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time