Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 33)

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1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Murphy’s Laws

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws

Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Murphy’s Laws

Doing it the hard way is always easier.

Murphy’s Laws

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely proportional to the number of other people who are in a position to do it instead.

Murphy’s Laws

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are sure to get out of it.

Men Murphy’s Laws People Problems

For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

Murphy’s Laws

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Any program will expand to fill available memory.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There are those who don't even like to be rubbed the right way.

Murphy’s Laws People

Everything takes more time and money.

Life Money Murphy’s Laws Time

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Things Time

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

All general statements are false.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The quantity which must be multiplied by, divided by, added to or subtracted from the answer you get to give the answer you should have got.

Murphy’s Laws

1. All's well that ends.
2. A penny saved is a penny.
3. Don't leave things unfinishe

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws

If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.

Murphy’s Laws Problems