Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 33)

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Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Democracy Government Murphy’s Laws

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Murphy’s Laws People

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.

Murphy’s Laws

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Murphy’s Laws

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

Anyone who says he isn't going to resign, four times… definitely will.

Murphy’s Laws

The higher up the organization, the fewer people appreciate Murphy's Law.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretence of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.

Murphy’s Laws

The client who pays you the least complains the most.

Murphy’s Laws

You no sooner get your head above water than someone pulls your flippers off.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Things Time

The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one missing from the tool chest.

Murphy’s Laws

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

Foundation of a party signals the dissolution of the movement.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat.

Murphy’s Laws

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Murphy’s Laws Time