Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 33)

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The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

You can always hit what you don't aim at.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.

Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

Murphy’s Laws

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws

There’s always one more bug.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Clothing Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

Characteristics Communication Honesty Murphy’s Laws Truth

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Murphy’s Laws Work

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

Liars get caught by the tale.

Characteristics Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

2 is not equal to 3 – not even for very large values of 2.

Murphy’s Laws

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do.

Murphy’s Laws Things