Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 34)

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No matter how long it takes for you to get back to pick up the shoes the shoemaker will tell you that they won't be ready until tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

Government Murphy’s Laws

It goes in – it must come out.

Murphy’s Laws

New systems generate new problems.

Murphy’s Laws

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The program you've been looking forward to all week will be preempted.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Age Murphy’s Laws

The quantity which must be multiplied by, divided by, added to or subtracted from the answer you get to give the answer you should have got.

Murphy’s Laws

Them what has – gets.

Murphy’s Laws

The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.

Murphy’s Laws

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one missing from the tool chest.

Murphy’s Laws

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

Murphy’s Laws Success

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

It works better if you plug it in.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything is edible if it is chopped finely enough.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws