Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 34)

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A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

1. To get action out of management, it is necessary to create the illusion of a crisis in the hope it will be acted upon. 2. Management will select actions or events and convert them to crises. It will then over-react. 3. Management is incapable of recognizing a true crisis.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

What some people lack in intelligence, they more than make up for stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If things were left to chance, they'd be better.

Murphy’s Laws

Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy’s Laws

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Beliefs Driving Murphy’s Laws Opinion People

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

Clothing Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Money Murphy’s Laws Things

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.

Conflict Fights Murphy’s Laws

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat.

Murphy’s Laws

The other line moves faster.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.

Murphy’s Laws Success Things

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Murphy’s Laws

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible that you haven’t understood the situation.

Murphy’s Laws Situations