Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 34)

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If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything is just out of reach.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter where you are, there you are.

Murphy’s Laws Places

If the people of a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.

Democracy Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

1. If the facts are against you, argue the law. 2. If the law is against you, argue the facts. 3. If the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.

Government Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Success

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

Murphy’s Laws

The guy you beat out of a prime parking space is the one you have to see for a job interview.

Murphy’s Laws

People ask stupid questions for a reason.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The remaining distance to your chosen campsite remains constant as twilight approaches.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

1. The last gas station for 50 miles will be closed when you get there. 2. At the moment of any departure, the level of gas in your tank depends entirely on how late you are. 3. You only run out of gas after your wife tells you to stop for gas before you run out.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things Travel

There’s an unseen force which lets birds know when you’ve just washed your car.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Murphy’s Laws Old

The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

Murphy’s Laws Sports