Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 34)

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Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The chances of solving a problem decline the closer one gets to finding out who was the cause of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.

Murphy’s Laws

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Murphy’s Laws

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

If it’s good, they’ll stop making it.

(1909 – 2001) editorial cartoonist & author
Murphy’s Laws Things

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

When a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Murphy’s Laws

If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it; the piece will make perfect sense without it.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding

If you have enough meetings over a long enough period of time, the meetings become more important than the problem the meetings were intended to solve.

Murphy’s Laws

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A body at rest tends to watch television.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

It's always the wrong time of the month.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sex Time

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o’clock in the morning is always parked under your window.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel