Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 35)

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At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

When things are going well, something will go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Mediocrity imitates.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The one you want is never the one on sale.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

In any slide presentation, at least one slide will be upside down or backwards, or both.

Murphy’s Laws

Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If the law-makers make a compromise, the place where it will be felt most is the taxpayer’s pocket.

Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

The first shall be last and the last shall be first, but if you're in the middle, you're stuck there.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

The first sample is always the best.

Murphy’s Laws

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.

Life Murphy’s Laws Success