Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 35)

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A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Murphy’s Laws Signs

After large expenditures of federal, state, and county funds; after much confusion generated by detours and road blocks; after greatly annoying the surrounding population with noise, dust, and fumes – the previously existing traffic jam is relocated by one-half mile.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

Nothing will be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Murphy’s Laws

If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

Murphy’s Laws

Ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Things

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Murphy’s Laws Old

Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you’re not.

Doctors Lawyers Murphy’s Laws

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Just between you and I, case is important.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

Health Murphy’s Laws

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The best way to publicize a governmental or political action is to attempt to hide it.

Government Murphy’s Laws

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

Murphy’s Laws

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws

People who can least afford to pay rent, pay rent; people who can most afford to pay rent, build up equity.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

Murphy’s Laws