Murphy’s Laws | Just-One-Liners.com

Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 35)

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

Schiller's Dictum

Fools Individuals Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Crowds

If everybody wants it, nobody gets it.

Price's First Law

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Law of Retroaction

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Proverb

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep Snoring

There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking to find that you are at a conference, and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep.

Czecinski's Conclusion

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep Conferences Dreaming

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.

Corcoroni's First Law of Bus Transportation

Murphy’s Laws Bus Transportation

Winners tell funny stories; losers holler "Deal!"

Beach's Postulate

Murphy’s Laws People Losers Winners

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

Reece's Second Law

Activities Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Speed

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Selective Gravity Law

Murphy’s Laws Things Damage

The wages of sin are unreported.

The IRS Headache Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes Sin

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Samuel's Maxim

Murphy’s Laws World Paranoia

Exceptions prove the rule… and wreck the budget.

Anonymous Murphy's Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Budgets Exceptions

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

McKee's Law

Autos Murphy’s Laws traffic lights

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Park's Law of Insurance Rates and Taxes

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes Prices

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

Bishop’s Law

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Opportunity Sidney Gross

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.

Jacobson's Law

Murphy’s Laws Organizations

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

A Murphy's Military Law

Military Murphy’s Laws

Quotes and One Liners

humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more

Categories

Additional Categories

Oops...

Some Popular Authors

Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 35)

One cannot have too large a party.

Some days it's better to stay in bed.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

If everybody wants it, nobody gets it.

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking to find that you are at a conference, and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep.

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.

Winners tell funny stories; losers holler "Deal!"

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

The wages of sin are unreported.

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Exceptions prove the rule… and wreck the budget.

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

Whatever goes us, stays up.

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

The less work an organization produces, the more frequently it reorganizes.

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.