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The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong – until the next person quits or is fired.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Work

If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many good tables are free, you will always be given the worst available.

Murphy’s Laws

A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.

Murphy’s Laws People

One day you’re a peacock, the next day you’re a feather duster.

Murphy’s Laws

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday.

Murphy’s Laws

If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Murphy’s Laws

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Murphy’s Laws

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Murphy’s Laws

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws World

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

Successful research attracts the bigger grant which makes further research impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner.

Murphy’s Laws

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws Work

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

Appearance Government Hair Murphy’s Laws President

One and one does not necessarily make 11.

Murphy’s Laws

Speak with authority; however, expound only on the obvious and proven facts.

Murphy’s Laws

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

Children Communication Family Murphy’s Laws Old Speech

Everyone is always someplace else.

Murphy’s Laws Places