Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 35)

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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he/she shall not be disappointed.

Murphy’s Laws

The day of the big heat wave is the day the office air conditioning breaks down.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Never use one word when a dozen will suffice.
2. If it can be understood, it's not finished yet.
3. Never be the first to do anything.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws

The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

Fools Individuals Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Murphy’s Laws Taxes Time

When opportunity knocks, you’ve got headphones on.

Life Murphy’s Laws

You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws

There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.

Murphy’s Laws

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.

Murphy’s Laws People

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

Never enter a battle of wits half-armed.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

Husbands Murphy’s Laws Shopping Wives

The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding