Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 36)

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Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

You have taken yourself too seriously.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People Self

All warranty and guarantee clauses are rendered void on payment of the invoice.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

Murphy’s Laws People

About one-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.

Government Murphy’s Laws

There's no such thing as a large whiskey.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

No good deed goes unpunished.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Don't worry… nobody gives a hoot anyway.

Murphy’s Laws People

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Sports

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians

Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

You can always find what you're not looking for.

Murphy’s Laws

Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Everything breaks down.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The probability of arriving at the job site without a needed tool or with the wrong hardware are directly proportional with the square of the travel distance.
Corollary: You will always have what you need when the job is next to your shop.

Murphy’s Laws Things Work

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Social legislation cannot repeal physical laws.

Government Murphy’s Laws