Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 36)

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If you can’t navigate a one-level, five-item phone tree, you didn’t need a computer anyway.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.

Murphy’s Laws Things

First Things First, but not necessarily in that order.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing School

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

If there isn’t a law there will be.

Murphy’s Laws

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws World

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Beliefs Communication Murphy’s Laws

Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

Characteristics Honesty Lies Money Murphy’s Laws Truth

Don't worry… nobody gives a hoot anyway.

Murphy’s Laws People

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts.

Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws