Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 36)

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Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

There's no special reason; it's just government policy.

Government Murphy’s Laws

The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

Murphy’s Laws

People who eat natural foods will die of natural causes.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the length of time the street is supervised by a traffic control officer.

Autos Government Murphy’s Laws

A fool and your money are soon partners.

Fools Money Murphy’s Laws

There are those who don't even like to be rubbed the right way.

Murphy’s Laws People

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Work

Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding

When no viable candidate exists, someone will nominate a Kennedy.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Interchangeable devices won't.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Careful planning has no affect on either Part 1 or Part 2.

Murphy’s Laws

Needs are a function of what other people have.

Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

Alcohol Beer Murphy’s Laws

McGurk's Law

Murphy’s Laws

The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.

Frothingham’s Corollary: The mountain looks closer than it is.

Murphy’s Laws

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.

Murphy’s Laws