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Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Ideas Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

There comes a time when one must stop suggesting and evaluating new solutions, and get on with the job of analyzing and finally implementing one pretty good solution.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The first requisite of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Things

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.

Murphy’s Laws

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

No man ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws

Whenever two fishing lines are contiguous, they will become continuous.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Murphy’s Laws

The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Understanding

No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

Communication Ideas Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws