Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 37)

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Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws Problems

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Age Murphy’s Laws

Absolutum obsoletum – If it works, it’s out of date.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

Appearance Government Hair Murphy’s Laws President

Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.

Murphy’s Laws

The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Education Murphy’s Laws

People are always available for work in the past tense.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Those who rise to executive positions lack the qualifications for anything lower.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If you view your problem closely enough, you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Self

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce.

Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

(1909 – 1993) British naval historian & author
Money Murphy’s Laws

Remember on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by “pasture pies.”

Murphy’s Laws

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Murphy’s Laws