Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 37)

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The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws

Anything is easier to take apart than it is to put together.

Murphy’s Laws Things

No matter what stage of completion one reaches, the cost of the remainder of the project remains constant.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The client who pays you the least complains the most.

Murphy’s Laws

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The sun always shines between the visors.

Murphy’s Laws

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Murphy’s Laws

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

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Murphy’s Laws Things

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

Murphy’s Laws

All rush jobs are due the same day.

Murphy’s Laws

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws

It is impossible to distinguish, from a distance, whether the bureaucrats associated with your project are simply sitting on their hands, or frantically trying to cover their asses.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

Murphy’s Laws People Work