Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 37)

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‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

Murphy’s Laws

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Murphy’s Laws

Never program and drink beer at the same time.

Alcohol Beer Computers Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Things

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Communication Conversation Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Speech

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Murphy’s Laws

Those supplies necessary for yesterday's experiment must be ordered no later than tomorrow noon.

Murphy’s Laws

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment but compose immediately after.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.

Murphy’s Laws

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Characteristics Honesty Intelligence Lies Murphy’s Laws Truth

In a family recipe that you discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Evil and stupidity are randomly distributed.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws