Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 38)

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The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Murphy’s Laws

The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The other line moves faster.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Alcohol Ideas Murphy’s Laws

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When you need towns, they are very far apart.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

1. If it is green or it wiggles – it is Biology.
2. If it stinks – it is Chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work – it is Physics.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather

Batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.

Life Murphy’s Laws Success

Things are never as bad as they turn out to be.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

One important fact about Murphy's Law was that it was not actually coined by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Join clauses good like a conjunction should.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

The man who knows "how" will always have a job. The man who knows "why" will always be his boss.

Murphy’s Laws Work

A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.

Murphy’s Laws People