Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 38)

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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

Automatic: If something is automatic, that simple means that you can’t repair it yourself.

Definitions Murphy’s Laws Problems

To err is human, so do not use up the eraser before the pencil.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it’s wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Murphy’s Laws

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Death Murphy’s Laws

The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Things

Everything is just out of reach.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never conduct negotiations before 10:00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4:00 they think you're desperate.

Murphy’s Laws

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare. Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

The effectiveness of a telephone conversation is in inverse proportion to the time spent on it.

Communication Conversation Murphy’s Laws Time

If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Murphy’s Laws