Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 39)

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It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Murphy’s Laws

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Murphy’s Laws

The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Education Murphy’s Laws

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Most accidents in well-designed systems involve two or more events of low probability occurring in the worst possible combination.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

People don't change; they only become more so.

Murphy’s Laws People

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed.
2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers.
3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.

Murphy’s Laws

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

No job is too small to botch.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Shopping

Never buy a car that has a wick.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Never conduct negotiations before 10:00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4:00 they think you're desperate.

Murphy’s Laws

Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.

Appearance Body Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping