Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 39)

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The number of rational hypotheses that can explain any given phenomenon is infinite.

Murphy’s Laws

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

Appearance Cooking Food/Drink Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money Murphy’s Laws

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can't fix it, feature it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

If it feels good, it’s ugly. If it looks good, it hurts.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

Acting Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Situations

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible that you haven’t understood the situation.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.

Murphy’s Laws

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Animals Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws Success

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws