Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 4)

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Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Murphy’s Laws

When putting things back together again, there will always be at least one piece left over that will not fit anywhere.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.

Murphy’s Laws

An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Work

Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

No matter where you are, there you are.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.

Murphy’s Laws

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Characteristics Honesty Intelligence Lies Murphy’s Laws Truth

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Circumstances can force a generalized incompetent to become competent, at least in a specialized field.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

1. Never be first 2. Never be last 3. Never volunteer for anything.

Murphy’s Laws