Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 4)

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Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Children should be heard, not obscene.

Children Murphy’s Laws

Evil is live spelled backwards.
Corollary: If it feels good, don't do it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

Characteristics Communication Honesty Murphy’s Laws Truth

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions always outnumber rules.

Murphy’s Laws

Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy’s Laws

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Murphy’s Laws

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

History Memory Murphy’s Laws

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

Murphy’s Laws

By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

1. When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.
2. There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.

Money Murphy’s Laws

No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy’s Laws People Science/Weather

If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Military Murphy’s Laws