Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 4)

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All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

A little ignorance can go a long way.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Murphy’s Laws People

Never enter a battle of wits half-armed.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday.

Murphy’s Laws

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If you’re early, it’ll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait. If you’re late, you will be too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People

All women marry beneath them.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Women

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

Ninety percent of “everything” is crud.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Murphy’s Laws