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The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Food consumed standing up always has ten times the calorific intake of food consumed sitting down.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The amateur is the one with all the answers.

Murphy’s Laws

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Being in politics is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it’s important.

Education Government Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Politics Sports

What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.

Murphy’s Laws

Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Murphy’s Laws

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Once the erosion of power begins, it has a momentum all its own.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Murphy’s Laws Signs

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.

Murphy’s Laws

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

History Memory Murphy’s Laws

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

Committee reports dealing with wages, salaries, fringe benefits, facilities, computers, employee parking, libraries, coffee breaks, secretarial support, etc., always call for dramatic expenditure increases.

Money Murphy’s Laws