Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 40)

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Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with theory.

Murphy’s Laws

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.

Murphy’s Laws

There comes a time when one must stop suggesting and evaluating new solutions, and get on with the job of analyzing and finally implementing one pretty good solution.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.

Corollary: Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited.

Murphy’s Laws People

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Murphy’s Laws

Talent in staff work or sales will recurrently be interpreted as managerial ability.

Murphy’s Laws

No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood over the phone.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When you look for something you will not find it, but when you are looking for something else you will.

Murphy’s Laws

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If a piece of buttered toast falls, it will land face down.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

1. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. 2. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. 3. Nothing minor ever happens to a car.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen.

Murphy’s Laws People