Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 40)

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The measure of a bird dog's intelligence can be determined by the length of time it takes to resign yourself to his way of thinking.

Animals Dogs Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.

Murphy’s Laws

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

History Murphy’s Laws People Wisdom

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement.

Government Murphy’s Laws

If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

If you have only one nail, it will bend.

Murphy’s Laws

Any renovation project on an old house will cost twice as much and take three times as long as originally estimated.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If there isn’t a law there will be.

Murphy’s Laws

A man should be greater than some of his parts.

Murphy’s Laws People

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Interchangeable devices won't.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Murphy’s Laws Time