Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 41)

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Use it or lose it.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Murphy’s Laws People

1. Anything that begins well ends badly. 2. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

Murphy’s Laws

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

Whatever a parent does is wrong.

Failure Family Murphy’s Laws Parents Problems Young

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

At least fifty percent of the human race doesn’t want their mother-in-law within walking distance.

Murphy’s Laws Relationships

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Murphy’s Laws

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Murphy’s Laws

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Murphy’s Laws

To err is human; to really foul things up takes a computer.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Murphy’s Laws

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Murphy’s Laws

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems