Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 41)

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In any human endeavour, once you have exhausted all possibilities and fail, there will be one solution, simple and obvious, highly visible to everyone else.

Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.

Characteristics Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

On successive charts of the same organization the number of boxes will never decrease.

Murphy’s Laws

Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

An intelligent person can make a dumber statement than an idiot. The idiot is limited to his imbecility.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The effectiveness of a politician varies in inverse proportion to his commitment to principle.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws Success

Say no… then negotiate.

Murphy’s Laws

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: 1. a date, 2.his wife, 3. a better looking and richer male friend.

Dating Men Murphy’s Laws Relationships Women

The most delicate component will be dropped.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Things

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

Murphy’s Laws

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

Accidents Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

Fools Individuals Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

Give him an inch and he'll screw you.

Conflict Murphy’s Laws

If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly