Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 41)

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The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Work

You have taken yourself too seriously.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People Self

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

The only people making money these days are the ones who sell computer paper.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Things

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Arms Government Military Murphy’s Laws

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everyone is always someplace else.

Murphy’s Laws Places

1. Other people’s tools work only in other people’s yards. 2. Fancy gizmos don’t work. 3. If nobody uses it, there’s a reason. 4. You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it. 2. The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it. 2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss is directly proportional to the number and importance of your guests.

Animals Money Murphy’s Laws

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Murphy’s Laws

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will self-destruct on the 61st day.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes