Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 41)

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People are always available for work in the past tense.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Some do; some don’t.

Murphy’s Laws People

You never find anything until you replace it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

Murphy’s Laws

If you rely on Murphy's law, everything will go as planned (but don't count on it.)

Murphy’s Laws

Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent condition; those you decide to leave in place will be rotten.

Murphy’s Laws

The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

Less is more.

Murphy’s Laws

It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple.

Murphy’s Laws

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

Murphy’s Laws

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

Murphy’s Laws Success

1. All the IVs are at the other end of the hall.

2. There are two kinds of adhesive tape: the one that won't stay on and the one that won't come off.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it's compromising.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

The best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Murphy’s Laws Things

One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

Children Communication Family Murphy’s Laws Old Speech