Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 42)

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A watched pot never boils over.

Murphy’s Laws

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which speciified that a concern for one’s own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind; Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Murphy’s Laws

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Murphy’s Laws

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws

The less we know about a disease, the more medicines are available to treat it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one missing from the tool chest.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

You can't push on a rope.

Murphy’s Laws

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything depends.

Murphy’s Laws

Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Sports Success