Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 43)

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If there are only two shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Alcohol Ideas Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

At least fifty percent of the human race doesn’t want their mother-in-law within walking distance.

Murphy’s Laws Relationships

If you run into an old girlfriend – no matter how innocently – your wife will know about it before you get home.

Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws Wives

Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Failure Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Talent in staff work or sales will recurrently be interpreted as managerial ability.

Murphy’s Laws

The measure of a bird dog's intelligence can be determined by the length of time it takes to resign yourself to his way of thinking.

Animals Dogs Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Fuses never blow during daylight hours.
Corollary: Only after fuses blow do you discover the flashlight batteries are dead and you’re out of candles, or matches, or both.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.

Murphy’s Laws

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

It ain't necessarily so.

Murphy’s Laws