Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 43)

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Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility, and vice versa.

Murphy’s Laws

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Beliefs Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can't fix it, feature it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Birthday parties always end in tears.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws

You can never do merely one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately

Corollary: Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

The number of person's relatives is directly proportional to his fame.

Family Murphy’s Laws Relationships

The only way to make up for being lost is to make record time while you are lost.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

If a string has one end, it has another.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is one long process of getting tired.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

1. A rolling stone gathers momentum.
2. Progress is nondirectional.

Murphy’s Laws

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.

Murphy’s Laws Time