Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 44)

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There's nothing to scratch but the surface.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't ever eat yellow snow.

Murphy’s Laws

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

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The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

Murphy’s Laws Time

A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.

Murphy’s Laws

You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen and you can't use it in reverse.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations Things

The more innocuous the modification appears to be, the further its influence will extend and the more the design will have to be redrawn.

Murphy’s Laws

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Foundation of a party signals the dissolution of the movement.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

Murphy’s Laws

Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The outdoor lights that tested perfectly indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on the house.

Murphy’s Laws

In any slide presentation, at least one slide will be upside down or backwards, or both.

Murphy’s Laws

If you don't need it and don't want it you can have tons of it.

Murphy’s Laws