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Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

If it’s good, they’ll stop making it.

(1909 – 2001) editorial cartoonist & author
Murphy’s Laws Things

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Health Murphy’s Laws People

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

Murphy’s Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.


Failure Murphy’s Laws

Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent condition; those you decide to leave in place will be rotten.

Murphy’s Laws

If you view your problem closely enough, you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Self

A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.

Murphy’s Laws

The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

The fewer functions any device is required to perform, the more perfectly it can perform those functions.

Murphy’s Laws Things

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

History Murphy’s Laws People Wisdom

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government.

Government Murphy’s Laws Taxes

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War