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The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The less we know about a disease, the more medicines are available to treat it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller hanging up.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

The number of laws will expand to fill the publishing space available.

Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.

Government Murphy’s Laws

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Time

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

People would rather live with a problem they cannot solve than accept a solution they cannot understand.

Murphy’s Laws

The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. sit down whenever possible.

Murphy’s Laws

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Murphy was an optimist.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Foundation of a party signals the dissolution of the movement.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

Never change your plans because of the weather.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Communication Murphy’s Laws