Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 44)

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Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The higher up the organization, the fewer people appreciate Murphy's Law.

Murphy’s Laws

The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws Time

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

However much a shower control may rotate, the degree of rotation required to change from ice-cold to scalding is never more than one millimeter.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws

On successive charts of the same organization the number of boxes will never decrease.

Murphy’s Laws

You can always find what you're not looking for.

Murphy’s Laws

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

If you haven’t struck oil in twenty minutes, quit boring.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

If you have only one nail, it will bend.

Murphy’s Laws

If you can't fix it, feature it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Failure Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

All probabilities are 50%; either a thing will happen or it won't.

Murphy’s Laws

The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.

Murphy’s Laws

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Alcohol Ideas Murphy’s Laws