Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 45)

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If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

No matter how many good tables are free, you will always be given the worst available.

Murphy’s Laws

Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

Hair Murphy’s Laws

The one you want is never the one on sale.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

Murphy’s Laws Things

At some time in the life cycle of virtually every organization, its ability to succeed in spite of itself runs out.

Murphy’s Laws Success

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Murphy’s Laws

It (housework) expands to fill the time available plus half an hour: so obviously it is never finished.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Murphy’s Laws Time

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Thinking

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

Murphy’s Laws

The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out lane.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Murphy’s Laws Work

All pluses have their minuses.

Murphy’s Laws

All women marry beneath them.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Women

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws

In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things