Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 45)

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When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Murphy’s Laws War

The guy you beat out of a prime parking space is the one you have to see for a job interview.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Experts in advanced countries underestimate by a factor of 2 to 4 the ability of people in underdeveloped countries to do anything technical.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Places

1. Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. 2. A free agent is anything but. 3. Whatever can go to New York will..

Activities Murphy’s Laws New York City Places Sports

Find out the cost before you get in.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Birthday parties always end in tears.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Appearance Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Proverbs

Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

Under current practices, both expenditures and revenues rise to meet each other, no matter which one may be in excess.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Age Friends Murphy’s Laws People

You no sooner get your head above water than someone pulls your flippers off.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Murphy’s Laws