Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 45)

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All general statements are false.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Baseball Murphy’s Laws Sports

Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is a temporary as that which is called permanent.

Corollary: Nothing is a permanent as that which is called temporary.

Murphy’s Laws

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions always outnumber rules.

Murphy’s Laws

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything depends.

Murphy’s Laws

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The information conveyed is less important than the impression.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Time

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will self-destruct on the 61st day.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you arrive at your chosen campsite, it is full.

Activities Murphy’s Laws