Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 45)

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If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

All things being equal, you lose.
Corollary: All things being in your favor, you still lose.

Murphy’s Laws

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Murphy’s Laws

The fury engendered by the misspelling of a name in a (newspaper) column is in direct ratio to the obscurity of the mentionee.

Anger Characteristics Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

Characteristics Conflict Honesty Murphy’s Laws

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.

Characteristics Communication Honesty Murphy’s Laws Truth

1. The tide comes in and the tide goes out, and what have you got?
2. They say an elephant never forgets, but what's he got to remember?

Murphy’s Laws

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Things

Everything will go wrong at one time.

Corollary: That time is always when you least expect it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The fewer functions any device is required to perform, the more perfectly it can perform those functions.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you rely on Murphy's law, everything will go as planned (but don't count on it.)

Murphy’s Laws

If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.

Murphy’s Laws

You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Money Murphy’s Laws