Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 46)

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Those who expect the biggest tips provide the worst service.

Murphy’s Laws

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood over the phone.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

Things hate people.

Murphy’s Laws People Things

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

Murphy’s Laws Places

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

Murphy’s Laws Success

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

The cussedness of inanimate objects is beyond understanding.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Never step in anything soft.

Murphy’s Laws

The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

1. All's well that ends.
2. A penny saved is a penny.
3. Don't leave things unfinishe

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws