Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 46)

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The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Characteristics Communication Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Murphy’s Laws Things

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

Animals Murphy’s Laws People

If the assumptions are wrong, the conclusions aren't likely to be very good.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Murphy’s Laws

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The guy you beat out of a prime parking space is the one you have to see for a job interview.

Murphy’s Laws

Just between you and I, case is important.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

1. Never be first 2. Never be last 3. Never volunteer for anything.

Murphy’s Laws

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

It is impossible to distinguish, from a distance, whether the bureaucrats associated with your project are simply sitting on their hands, or frantically trying to cover their asses.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter where you are, there you are.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Every clarification breeds new questions.

Murphy’s Laws