Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 46)

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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Murphy’s Laws

The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.

Murphy’s Laws

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Most accidents in well-designed systems involve two or more events of low probability occurring in the worst possible combination.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

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When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.

Murphy’s Laws

Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy’s Laws

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

General solutions to specific problems become specific problems requiring general solutions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare. Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Facts Government Law Murphy’s Laws

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

Computers Failure Murphy’s Laws Things

Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

Conflict Government Military Murphy’s Laws War

Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy’s Laws

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.

Murphy’s Laws