Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 47)

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A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Opinion

These pills can't be habit-forming; I've been taking them for years.

Murphy’s Laws

The “Consumer Report” on the item will come out a week after you’ve made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated “unacceptable.”. 2. The one you almost bought will be rated “best buy.”

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.

Health Murphy’s Laws Time

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws

About sentence fragments.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Remember on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by “pasture pies.”

Murphy’s Laws

It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

Health Money Murphy’s Laws Wealth

1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Body Cold Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations

The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws Time

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Murphy’s Laws Old

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Baseball Murphy’s Laws Sports

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you have to travel on a Titanic, why not go first-class?

Murphy’s Laws

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time