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If it works, don't fix it.

Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.


Murphy’s Laws Situations

There is no such thing as a ‘little bit of garlic.’

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

It is better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Beliefs Communication Murphy’s Laws

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts.

Murphy’s Laws

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Murphy’s Laws Time

When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

Activities Children Family Murphy’s Laws Travel

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

When you need towns, they are very far apart.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

Reforms come from below; no man with four aces howls for a new deal.

Murphy’s Laws

Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Murphy’s Laws