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Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Springer’s Law

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It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

Becker's Law

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The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.

Lunsford's Rule of Scientific Endeavor

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The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

Theory of Selective Supervision

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The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Barber's Seventh Law of Backpacking

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

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An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)

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Reforms come from below; no man with four aces howls for a new deal.

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Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Martin's Extension

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Strive to look tremendously important.

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The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

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For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Clopton's Law

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Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Freeman's Law

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Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Erhard's Contention

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If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.

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You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox.

Howden's Law

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If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

Gerhardt's Law

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It never heals correctly.

Silver's Law of Doctoring

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1. All bicycles weigh 50 pounds.
2. 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
3. A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain.
4. A 50-pound bicycle needs no lock or chain.

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Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 47)

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.

The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Reforms come from below; no man with four aces howls for a new deal.

Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Strive to look tremendously important.

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.

You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox.

If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

It never heals correctly.

1. All bicycles weigh 50 pounds.
2. 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
3. A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain.
4. A 50-pound bicycle needs no lock or chain.

Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.