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Murphy’s Laws
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If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.
Bert's Bulwark
Conflict
Fights
Murphy’s Laws
Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played at a very high volume for a short time.
Culshaw's First Principle of Recorded Sound
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Sound
Volume
Check to see if you any words out.
The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 16
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Electricity
Flashlight
1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.
Laws of Institutional Food
Food/Drink
Murphy’s Laws
Institutions
1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.
Hadley's Laws of Clothing Shopping
Appearance
Clothing
Murphy’s Laws
Shopping
You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.
First Rule of Negative Anticipation
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Time
Burning bridges
Worry
1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.
Rules for driving in New York
Autos
Driving
Murphy’s Laws
New York City
Places
If everybody wants it, nobody gets it.
Price's First Law
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.
Marguerite Emmons
Education
Learning
Murphy’s Laws
School
Employment
Qualifications
Virtue is its own punishment.
Denniston's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Virtue
Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.
Renau's Ramblings
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Elevators
Size
Smell
Bad regulation begets worse regulation.
Mobil's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws
Bureaucracy
Regulation
Everybody
works for the sales department
Woodruff’s Work Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Occupations
Work
Jeff Woodruff
Things go right so they can go wrong.
Maahs's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.
Jacob's Law
Mistakes
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Blame
If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.
Diogenes's Second Dictum
Government
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Taxes
Cheating
The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.
Roman Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Interruption
Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.
Blaauw's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Gerrit Blaauw
Technology
An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal Dynamics
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Object
When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.
Merkin's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws
Trends
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