Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 47)

If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.

Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played at a very high volume for a short time.

Check to see if you any words out.

The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

If everybody wants it, nobody gets it.

If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.


Virtue is its own punishment.

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Bad regulation begets worse regulation.

Everybodyworks for the sales department

Things go right so they can go wrong.

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.

The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.

Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.