Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 48)

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Murphy’s Laws

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.

(1938 – ) U.S. governor (California) & politician
Murphy’s Laws Work

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Situations

The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Any child who chatters nonstop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when requested to demonstrate for an audience.

Children Communication Family Murphy’s Laws Old Speech

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't abbrev.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Them what has – gets.

Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

The amount of intelligence on Earth is infinite; the population increases exponentially.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Success