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If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.

Kettering's First Law

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Committees

If you understand it, it's obsolete.

Bitton's Postulate on State-of-the-Art Electronics

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding Obsolete

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Relativity for Children

Children Murphy’s Laws Time Transportation

Any decision is better than no decision.

Second Law Of Decision Making

Murphy’s Laws Decisions

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Bouchier’s Columbus Principle

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations (David Bouchier)

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Springer’s Law

Murphy’s Laws People Sherwood Springer

Everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

Vonnegut’s Venting

Murphy’s Laws Kurt Vonnegut in “Hocus Pocus”

1. No action is without side-effects. 2. Nothing ever goes away. 3. There is no free lunch.

Commoner's Three Laws of Ecology

Murphy’s Laws

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.

Corollary to Deadlock's Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Compromises Expense

You can’t get here from there.

Young's Comment on Scientific Method

Murphy’s Laws

Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together; things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

A Murphy's Military Law

Murphy’s Laws Supplies

People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.

Arthur's First Law of Love

Love Murphy’s Laws People Attraction

An unwatched pot boils immediately.

Murphy’s Laws

Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativeness.

Jay’s First Law of Leadership

Murphy’s Laws Change Leadership

Truth varies.

Rule of Political Promises

Characteristics Government Honesty Murphy’s Laws Politics Truth

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Force

The more underdeveloped the country, the more overdeveloped the women.

Galbraith's Second Law

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws Places Women World

Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen.

Murphy’s Laws People Inconvenience

Just sometimes, every damn thing goes right.

Murphy’s Laws

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Boultbee's Criterion

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech Statements