Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 48)

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Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

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Murphy’s Laws

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Never drink anything that’s still on fire.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a North Sea (oil) field, the cost of the remainder of the project remains the same.

Money Murphy’s Laws

For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always wrong.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Murphy’s Laws Problems

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

Murphy’s Laws Work

It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

Murphy’s Laws

Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws Sleep

The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.

Murphy’s Laws

Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Talent in staff work or sales will recurrently be interpreted as managerial ability.

Murphy’s Laws

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Murphy’s Laws World

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws