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Murphy’s Laws
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Never let your studies interfere with your education.
Rodney's Rule
Education
Learning
Murphy’s Laws
School
The number of laws will expand to fill the publishing space available.
Digiovanni’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Preston's Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Procrastination
It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.
Becker's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Never drink anything that’s still on fire.
Bartender’s Rule
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Murphy’s Laws
No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a North Sea (oil) field, the cost of the remainder of the project remains the same.
Q's Law
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Cost
Projects
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always wrong.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Solutions
Wrong
When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.
Luten's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Productivity
Vacations
It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.
Dr. Levitan's Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.
Tillis's Organizational Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Files
Organization
Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.
Rawson's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Things
(Hugh Rawson)
Parts
Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.
Peter's Prognosis
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Needs
When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Rule of Feline Frustration
Animals
Cats
Murphy’s Laws
Sleep
The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.
First Law of Photography
Murphy’s Laws
Best shots
Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible.
Snafu Equation III
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Maintenance
Talent in staff work or sales will recurrently be interpreted as managerial ability.
Boyle’s Fifth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Managers
Things always fall at right angles.
Sprinkle's Law
Accidents
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Things
If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.
Samuel's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws
World
Paranoia
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Main's Law
Government
Murphy’s Laws
Action
Opposite program
Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.
Nichols' Fourth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.
Mrs. Murphy's Law of Perversity
Murphy’s Laws
Bread
Butter
Choice
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