Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 49)

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If you leave the room, you're elected.

Murphy’s Laws

If you think you're wrong, you're wrong

Corollary: If you think you're wrong, you're right.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Murphy’s Laws

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

All pluses have their minuses.

Murphy’s Laws

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Murphy’s Laws

If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Success

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Heat produced by pressure expands to fill the mind available, from which it can pass only to a cooler mind.

Emotions Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when both hands are in use.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Problems

The probability of arriving at the job site without a needed tool or with the wrong hardware are directly proportional with the square of the travel distance.
Corollary: You will always have what you need when the job is next to your shop.

Murphy’s Laws Things Work

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Murphy’s Laws

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The damage rarely exceeds the deductible.

Murphy’s Laws

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat.

Murphy’s Laws

First Things First, but not necessarily in that order.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

Murphy’s Laws