Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 5)

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Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

Hair Murphy’s Laws

Justice always prevails… three times out of seven.

Murphy’s Laws

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

Incompetence tends to increase with the level of work performed. And naturally the individual’s staff needs will increase as his level of incompetence increases.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Never conduct negotiations before 10:00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4:00 they think you're desperate.

Murphy’s Laws

The incidence of anything worthwhile is either 15-25 percent or 80-90 percent.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

People ask stupid questions for a reason.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.

Characteristics Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

1. If you must make a decision, delay it.
2. If you can authorize someone else to avoid a decision, do so.
3. If you can form a committee, have them avoid the decision.
4. If you can otherwise avoid a decision, avoid it immediately.

Murphy’s Laws

If you run into an old girlfriend – no matter how innocently – your wife will know about it before you get home.

Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws Wives

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

No matter what stage of completion one reaches, the cost of the remainder of the project remains constant.

Murphy’s Laws

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The more a recruit knows about a given subject, the better chance he has of being assigned to something else.

Murphy’s Laws Work

There is no proposition, no matter how foolish, for which a dozen Nobel signatures cannot be collected.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws