Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 5)

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Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.

Murphy’s Laws

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it's compromising.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Unlimited warranties are usually neither.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.

Murphy’s Laws Politicians

In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease; it gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Baseball Murphy’s Laws Sports

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

Murphy’s Laws

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Murphy’s Laws Things

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment, but compose immediately after.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Old

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws

The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People