Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 5)

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Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativeness.

Murphy’s Laws

The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.

Murphy’s Laws

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Murphy’s Laws

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws New York City Places

Virtue is its own punishment.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The less you say, the less you have to take back.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

If the people of a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.

Democracy Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

If you drop a full can of beer, and remember to rap the top sharply with your knuckle prior to opening, the ensuing gush of foam will be between 89 and 94 percent of the volume that would splatter you if you didn't do a damned thing and went ahead and pulled the top immediately.

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Situations

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Murphy’s Laws