Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 5)

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A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Murphy’s Laws Thinking

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

Murphy’s Laws

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

1. Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
2. Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
3. Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
4. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
5. Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular – it's what everyone is waiting for.

Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.

Murphy’s Laws Success

We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A rumor will travel fastest to the place where it will cause the greatest harm.

Murphy’s Laws

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.

Murphy’s Laws

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Murphy’s Laws

If it can break, it will, but only after the warranty expires.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Anything that can be changed will be changed up until there is no time left to change anything.

Murphy’s Laws Time

In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Friendly fire — isn't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When one is trying to be elegant and sophisticated, one won't.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Truth