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Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades. Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

An intelligent person can make a dumber statement than an idiot. The idiot is limited to his imbecility.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of the components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.

Murphy’s Laws

[When parachuting] it is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

Military Murphy’s Laws

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

You can’t get here from there.

Murphy’s Laws

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.

Murphy’s Laws

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Murphy’s Laws

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible that you haven’t understood the situation.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.

Murphy’s Laws

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Even paranoids have enemies.

Murphy’s Laws People

No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.

Family Money Murphy’s Laws Relationships