Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 50)

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The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

Go where the money is.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

The Course of Progress: Most things get steadily worse.
The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

Birthday parties always end in tears.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Places World

When you are right, be logical; when you are wrong, be-fuddle.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

Murphy’s Laws

Where zoning is not needed, it will work perfectly; where it is desperately needed, it always breaks down.

Murphy’s Laws

Never try to replicate a successful experiment.

Murphy’s Laws

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Mothers Murphy’s Laws People

What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another.

Murphy’s Laws Work

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

History Murphy’s Laws People Wisdom

It’s the wrong size.

Murphy’s Laws

The scratch on the record is through the song you like most.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Music

You can't fall off the floor.

Murphy’s Laws Problems