Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 51)

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A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old

Those who expect the biggest tips provide the worst service.

Murphy’s Laws

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws Time

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known far and wide as a smart-ass.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Murphy’s Laws

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Murphy’s Laws

The more qualified candidates who are available, the more likely the compromise will be on the candidate whose main qualification is a non-threatening incompetence.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) – unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage (like your foot).

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Things

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a small mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws