Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 51)

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.

Any inanimate object, regardless of its position, configuration or purpose, may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either entirely obscure or else completely mysterious.

There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

You can't fall off the floor.

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

1. If you can only do one thing well there is no market for it.

2. You can never do just one thing.

If you can’t explain what you’re doing in simple English, you are probably doing something wrong.

You can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

In simple cases, presenting one obvious right way versus one obvious wrong way, it is often wiser to choose the wrong way so as to expedite subsequent revision.

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

No experiment is reproducible.

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

When in the course of human affairs – your spouse always finds out.

The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.