Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 51)

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Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you were forced to read the book in high school, you’ll probably hate the movie too.

Books Education Film Murphy’s Laws School

The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

An expert is anyone from out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

Murphy’s Laws People

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Murphy’s Laws People

The bigger the man, the less likely he is to object to caricature.

Murphy’s Laws People

Suppressive fires – won’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Activities Games Men Murphy’s Laws

If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

It is better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

If you are attempting the impossible, you will fail

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."

Murphy’s Laws

Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

You never want the one you can afford.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it; the piece will make perfect sense without it.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding