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Murphy’s Laws
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If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.
Watson's Law of Cleaning
Housework
Murphy’s Laws
Cleaning
Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.
Parkins's Premise
Murphy’s Laws
If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.
Glaser's Law
Clothing
Murphy’s Laws
(also Julian’s Law)
Size
Any inanimate object, regardless of its position, configuration or purpose, may be expected to perform at any time in a totally unexpected manner for reasons that are either entirely obscure or else completely mysterious.
Flap's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Inanimate objects
There are only two problems with people: One is that they don't think; The other is that they do.
McLean's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws
People
Problems
Thinking
Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.
Batts Second Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
Al Batt
Public Speaking
In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.
Boston's Irreversible Law of Clutter
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Junk
Space
History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Darrow's Observation
History
Murphy’s Laws
Time
You can't fall off the floor.
Paul's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.
Murray’s Rule of Hockey
Hockey
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
1. If you can only do one thing well there is no market for it.
2. You can never do just one thing.
Holsworth's Laws
Murphy’s Laws
If you can’t explain what you’re doing in simple English, you are probably doing something wrong.
Kahn's Law
Communication
Intelligence
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Simple English
Wrong
You can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
Freeman's Extension
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Dirt
In simple cases, presenting one obvious right way versus one obvious wrong way, it is often wiser to choose the wrong way so as to expedite subsequent revision.
Fyfe's First Law of Revision – Corollary I
Murphy’s Laws
Obvious way
Revisions
Wrong way
Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.
Litzler's Law of International Travel
Murphy’s Laws
Places
Travel
Airlines
No experiment is reproducible.
Wyszowski's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Experiments
Reproducible
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Green's Law Of Debate
Murphy’s Laws
Ignorance
Possibilities
Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
First Postulate of Isomurphism
Murphy’s Laws
Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.
Goldstein's Truism
Murphy’s Laws
Success
Work
When in the course of human affairs – your spouse always finds out.
Lazar's Law
Husbands
Marriage
Murphy’s Laws
Wives
The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.
Post's Managerial Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Inefficiency
Management
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