Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 52)

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The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.

Murphy’s Laws

A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The chances of solving a problem decline the closer one gets to finding out who was the cause of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nothing will be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.

Murphy’s Laws

Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.

Murphy’s Laws

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There’s an unseen force which lets birds know when you’ve just washed your car.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better; but don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Shopping

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.

Murphy’s Laws

Cut to fit – beat into place.

Murphy’s Laws

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.

Conflict Fights Murphy’s Laws

When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Justice always prevails… three times out of seven.

Murphy’s Laws

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on makeup, every light will be green.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel