Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 52)

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Urgency varies inversely with importance.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Following the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked.

Characteristics Honesty Murphy’s Laws

Things will get worse before they get better; Who said things would get better?

Murphy’s Laws

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

It’s easy to tell when you’ve got a bargain – it doesn’t fit.

Activities Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Characteristics Honesty Intelligence Lies Murphy’s Laws Truth

If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Murphy’s Laws

When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

Murphy’s Laws

The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The most delicate component will be dropped.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Things

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

Money Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.


Murphy’s Laws People

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Murphy’s Laws Things