Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 52)

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When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The more a recruit knows about a given subject, the better chance he has of being assigned to something else.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Whatever a parent does is wrong.

Failure Family Murphy’s Laws Parents Problems Young

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong – until the next person quits or is fired.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

If a string has one end, it has another.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

The intensity of movie publicity is in inverse ratio to the quality of the movie.

Entertainment Film Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't worry… nobody gives a hoot anyway.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you have to travel on a Titanic, why not go first-class?

Murphy’s Laws

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems