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Murphy’s Laws
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On successive charts of the same organization the number of boxes will never decrease.
Boyle’s Twelfth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Charts
Organizations
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Finagle's Third Law
Mistakes
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Data
Obvious
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.
Mencken's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Solutions
Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
Anonymous Murphy’s Law
Golf
Murphy’s Laws
People
Sports
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Ducharme's Precept
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Time
Opportunity
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.
Ryan's Law
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Expert
Guessing
The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.
Lyall's Fundamental Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Three legged stool
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
Mencken's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Solutions
Wrong
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
Rune's Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Places
Situations
Being lost
The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
Blair's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Plans
1. When in charge ponder
2. When in trouble delegate
3. When in doubt mumble.
Boren's Laws for Bureaucrats
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
Bureaucracy
James Boren
Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.
Murray’s Rule of Hockey
Hockey
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.
Merkin's Maxim
Murphy’s Laws
Trends
Virtue is its own punishment.
Denniston's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Virtue
Neutral countries – aren’t.
A Murphy's Military Law
Government
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Places
The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
Corollary to Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Murphy’s Laws
Corner
Toes
Tools
Virtue is just vice at rest.
Gentry's Conclusion
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Virtues
The business contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate reorganization.
Joe's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
There's nothing to scratch but the surface.
Johnson's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.
Law of Lawmaking
Government
Ideas
Intelligence
Law
Murphy’s Laws
Legislature
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