Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 53)

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A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

Murphy’s Laws

Never create a problem for which you do not have the answer.

Corollary: Create problems for which only you have the answer.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Those who expect the biggest tips provide the worst service.

Murphy’s Laws

Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

A cat walking into a room containing twelve seated people will jump into the lap of the person who hates cats the most.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws

You can always hit what you don't aim at.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The successful pundit is provided more opportunities to say things than he has things worth saying.

Murphy’s Laws

Two percent don’’t get the word.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The remaining distance to your chosen campsite remains constant as twilight approaches.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If you know something can go wrong, and take due precaution to prevent it, something else will go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The person with the least expertise has the most opinions.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Murphy’s Laws