Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 53)

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Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

Appearance Cooking Food/Drink Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws

If it looks easy, it's tough… if it looks tough, it's near impossible.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Situations

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Age Murphy’s Laws

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

All general statements are false.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

There is more law in the end of a policeman’s nightstick than in a decision of the Supreme Court.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday.

Murphy’s Laws

The most delicate component will be dropped.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Things

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws