Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 53)

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Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

Murphy’s Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Work

A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.

Murphy’s Laws

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Things Time Travel

Absolutum obsoletum – if it works, it’s out of date.

(1926 – 2002) British management theorist & professor
Murphy’s Laws Time

Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped up into our language.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Murphy’s Laws

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Truth

Never step in anything soft.

Murphy’s Laws

If someone says, "I'm expensive" – believe them.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

America Murphy’s Laws Things

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Arms Government Military Murphy’s Laws

Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws