Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 53)

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If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Whenever two fishing lines are contiguous, they will become continuous.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another.

Murphy’s Laws Work

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility gap.

Murphy’s Laws

Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things

It goes in – it must come out.

Murphy’s Laws

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

Acting Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Situations

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Murphy’s Laws

There is more law in the end of a policeman’s nightstick than in a decision of the Supreme Court.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Virtue is its own punishment.

Murphy’s Laws

Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.

Murphy’s Laws

Negative expectation thwarts realization, and self-congratulation guarantees disaster. (Or, simply put… if you think of it, it won't happen quite that way.)

Murphy’s Laws

The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Education Murphy’s Laws

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which speciified that a concern for one’s own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind; Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Murphy’s Laws

Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

Military Murphy’s Laws