Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 54)

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The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Incompetence tends to increase with the level of work performed. And naturally the individual’s staff needs will increase as his level of incompetence increases.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Murphy’s Laws

Kids used to ask you where they came from – now they tell you where to go.

Children Murphy’s Laws

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:40 p.m. on Friday.

Murphy’s Laws

Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top of your stored possessions.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Things Wives

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Evil is live spelled backwards.
Corollary: If it feels good, don't do it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.

Murphy’s Laws

Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

Communication Ideas Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws

Everything depends.

Murphy’s Laws

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The direction of take-off will be opposite that of the final destination.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).

Death Murphy’s Laws Problems Taxes

The effectiveness of a telephone conversation is in inverse proportion to the time spent on it.

Communication Conversation Murphy’s Laws Time

All the good ones are taken.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whatever plan one makes, there is a hidden difficulty somewhere.

Murphy’s Laws Problems