Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 54)

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An expert is anyone from out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

One of the greatest unsolved riddles of restaurant eating is that the customer usually gets faster service when the restaurant is crowded than when it is half empty; it seems that the less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

Health Murphy’s Laws

About one-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.

Government Murphy’s Laws

The other line moves faster.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

Murphy’s Laws

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility gap.

Murphy’s Laws

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven.

Murphy’s Laws

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Death Murphy’s Laws

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

Murphy’s Laws Things

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the organization the less people appreciate Murphy's Law.

Murphy’s Laws

One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws