Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 55)

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Don't let anyone kid you about the life of Riley.

Murphy’s Laws

Get re-elected.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

Food consumed standing up always has ten times the calorific intake of food consumed sitting down.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together; things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.


Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything worth doing is worth doing in excess.

Murphy’s Laws

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen.

Murphy’s Laws People

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretence of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.

Murphy’s Laws

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

1. Dust breeds 2. One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own. 3. When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariably enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.

Murphy’s Laws

Successful research attracts the bigger grant which makes further research impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be long

Military Murphy’s Laws