Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 55)

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Security isn’t. Management can’t. Sales promotions don’t. Customer assistance doesn’t. Worker’s won’t.

Murphy’s Laws Work

1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on makeup, every light will be green.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

Murphy’s Laws

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Murphy’s Laws Time

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.


Murphy’s Laws Situations

When dangling, don't use participles.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Work

If you volunteer to do a task that nobody likes to do, you'll be expected to do it every time in the future.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Work

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Murphy’s Laws People

1. All's well that ends.
2. A penny saved is a penny.
3. Don't leave things unfinishe

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws

A condominium is just an apartment with a down payment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off. 2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered. 3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first place.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Murphy’s Laws