Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 55)

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Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

Conflict Government Military Murphy’s Laws War

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Work

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it's compromising.

Money Murphy’s Laws

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Language Murphy’s Laws

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Murphy’s Laws

The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.

Murphy’s Laws

The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

Murphy’s Laws

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Age Friends Murphy’s Laws People

Information necessitating a change of design will be conveyed to the designer after and only after the design is complete. (Often referred to as the ‘Now They Tell Me' Law)

Communication Murphy’s Laws

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The incidence of anything worthwhile is either 15-25 percent or 80-90 percent.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Ideas Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws

No shoelace ever broke being untied.

Murphy’s Laws Things

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws