Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 55)

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You can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet.

Murphy’s Laws

Any decision is better than no decision.

Murphy’s Laws

It is always the partner’s fault.

Murphy’s Laws

When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.

Clothing Money Murphy’s Laws

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.

Murphy’s Laws People

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

The fact that you do not know the answer does not meant that someone else does.

Murphy’s Laws People

Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when both hands are in use.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Murphy’s Laws People

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

Characteristics Conflict Honesty Murphy’s Laws

If you understand it, it's obsolete.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding

When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Murphy’s Laws