Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 56)

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The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

Join clauses good like a conjunction should.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Short-term success with voters on any side of a given issue can be guaranteed by creating a long-term special study commission made up of at least three divergent interest groups.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

Health Murphy’s Laws

No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If there is a wrong thing to say, one will.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Stupidity Wisdom

When no viable candidate exists, someone will nominate a Kennedy.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians

1. Dust breeds 2. One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own. 3. When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariably enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.

Murphy’s Laws

The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Military Murphy’s Laws

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Murphy’s Laws

About sentence fragments.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work