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Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

There is an exception to all laws.

Murphy’s Laws

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

The wrong quarterback is the one that’s in there.

Football Murphy’s Laws Sports

When dangling, don't use participles.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

Things always go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

Any renovation project on an old house will cost twice as much and take three times as long as originally estimated.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

Murphy’s Laws

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Murphy’s Laws

Any decision is better than no decision.

Murphy’s Laws

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Whenever you decide to take the kids home, it is always five minutes earlier that they break into fights, tears, or hysteria.

Children Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

If you can be off by one… you will be.

Murphy’s Laws

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.

Murphy’s Laws