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Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Pohl's Law

A watched pot never boils over.

Skye’s Third Rule

Murphy’s Laws J. Skye

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

Fourteenth Corollary of Atwood's General Law of Dynamic Negative

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Lending

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

Denniston’s Corollary

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The shortest route has the steepest hills.

Humphries's Law of Bicycling

Activities Murphy’s Laws Bicycles

If you think you're wrong, you're wrong

Corollary: If you think you're wrong, you're right.

Thinking Man's Tautology

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems Right Wrong

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Darwin's Observation

Lies Murphy’s Laws

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Freeman's Law

Murphy’s Laws Halitosis

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Agnes' Law

Life Murphy’s Laws

Anything is edible if it is chopped finely enough.

Mrs. Weiler's Law

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Porkingham's Laws of Sportfishing

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports Fishing

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hitchens’ Razor

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws Evidence

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

The Golden Rule Of Arts and Sciences

Money Murphy’s Laws Rules

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

Kopcha's Rule

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Kramer's Law

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Miles's Law

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You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

First Rule of Negative Anticipation

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time Burning bridges Worry

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Fowler's Law

Murphy’s Laws Accomplishments Bureaucracy Paper

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Livingston's Laws of Fat

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Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Dude's Law of Duality

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You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.

Gumperson's – Corollary III

Murphy’s Laws Situations Starting a fire

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 56)

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

A watched pot never boils over.

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

The shortest route has the steepest hills.

If you think you're wrong, you're wrong

Corollary: If you think you're wrong, you're right.

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Anything is edible if it is chopped finely enough.

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.