Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 56)

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Use it or lose it.

Murphy’s Laws

No man ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws

Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

Don't use no double negatives.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

Murphy’s Laws

It ain't necessarily so.

Murphy’s Laws

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Lies Murphy’s Laws

At least fifty percent of the human race doesn’t want their mother-in-law within walking distance.

Murphy’s Laws Relationships

One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

Murphy’s Laws

The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Whenever one word or letter can change the entire meaning of a sentence, the probability of an error being made will be in direct proportion to the embarrassment it will cause.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Speech

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Fights Murphy’s Laws

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

Murphy’s Laws

If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

Experts in advanced countries underestimate by a factor of 2 to 4 the ability of people in underdeveloped countries to do anything technical.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Places

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Time