Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 57)

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1. If you want something badly, that's how you get it. 2. Many "get-rich-quick" schemes make millionaires – out of multi-millionaries.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Things

A liar should have a good memory.

Memory Murphy’s Laws People

Say no… then negotiate.

Murphy’s Laws

Nobody notices the big errors.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.

Murphy’s Laws

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

You can always hit what you don't aim at.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws Women

Successful research attracts the bigger grant which makes further research impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School