Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 57)

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The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.
The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you have enough meetings over a long enough period of time, the meetings become more important than the problem the meetings were intended to solve.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you can only do one thing well there is no market for it.

2. You can never do just one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

When dangling, don't use participles.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

Murphy’s Laws

The higher the “higher-ups“ are who've come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

Murphy’s Laws Places

If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

The one who does the least work will get the most credit.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.

Murphy’s Laws People

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.

Murphy’s Laws

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Success is the result of behavior that completely contradicts the usual expectations about the behavior of a successful person.

Murphy’s Laws Success

If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy’s Laws Problems