Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 58)

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However much a shower control may rotate, the degree of rotation required to change from ice-cold to scalding is never more than one millimeter.

(1957 – ) New Zealand writer
Murphy’s Laws Problems

Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped up into our language.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get done sometime next week.

Murphy’s Laws Time

There is no such thing as an unattached woman.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships Women

A little ignorance can go a long way.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Everything breaks down.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything will go wrong at one time.

Corollary: That time is always when you least expect it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Security isn’t. Management can’t. Sales promotions don’t. Customer assistance doesn’t. Worker’s won’t.

Murphy’s Laws Work

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

Murphy’s Laws

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

A theory is better than an explanation.

Murphy’s Laws

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the boss is reading it.

Communication Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

No real problem has a solution.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The one who does the least work will get the most credit.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

Military Murphy’s Laws