Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 58)

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Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.

Murphy’s Laws Work

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Murphy’s Laws

Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.

Murphy’s Laws

Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

Acting Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Situations

Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Murphy’s Laws

Never drink anything that’s still on fire.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Nine times out of ten in the arts, as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws

Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its progress – in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.

Murphy’s Laws

The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.

Murphy’s Laws

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Sin now – pray later.

Murphy’s Laws

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The one you want is never the one on sale.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking

Anything worth doing is worth doing in excess.

Murphy’s Laws

The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

The quantity which must be multiplied by, divided by, added to or subtracted from the answer you get to give the answer you should have got.

Murphy’s Laws