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1. If you must make a decision, delay it.
2. If you can authorize someone else to avoid a decision, do so.
3. If you can form a committee, have them avoid the decision.
4. If you can otherwise avoid a decision, avoid it immediately.

Rangnekar's Modified Rules Concerning Decisions

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Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

Newman's Law

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Suppressive fires – won’t.

A Murphy's Military Law

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The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.

First Law of Dormitory Life

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A watched pot never boils over.

Skye’s Third Rule

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If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

Chisholm's Second Corollary

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Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.

Tewksbury's Law of Motion

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Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Rule of the Way Out

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A theory is better than an explanation.

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You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

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Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

Meade's Maxim

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In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 58)

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.

1. If you must make a decision, delay it.
2. If you can authorize someone else to avoid a decision, do so.
3. If you can form a committee, have them avoid the decision.
4. If you can otherwise avoid a decision, avoid it immediately.

Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

Suppressive fires – won’t.

The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.

A watched pot never boils over.

If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

Bodies in motion tend to remain in motion; bodies at rest tend to remain in bed.

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

A theory is better than an explanation.

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.