Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 59)

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare. Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws Time

In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining lockers.

Murphy’s Laws

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Nearly all prophecies made in public are wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.

Murphy’s Laws People

Anything worth doing is worth doing in excess.

Murphy’s Laws

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Murphy’s Laws

Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

Health Murphy’s Laws

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

Murphy’s Laws

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.

Corollary: Once a misfit leaves, another will be recruited.

Murphy’s Laws People

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Fights Murphy’s Laws