Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 59)

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Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.

Love Murphy’s Laws People

1 + 1 hardly ever equals 2.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy’s Laws

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Only errors exist.
Berman's Corollary to Robert's Axiom: One man's error is another man's data.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

Murphy’s Laws

The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

Government Murphy’s Laws Time

Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Never throw away anything unless you know what it came from.

Murphy’s Laws Things

A bird in the hand is dead.

Animals Death Murphy’s Laws

Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus. All others are out of service or full.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner.

Murphy’s Laws

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

1. Never use one word when a dozen will suffice.
2. If it can be understood, it's not finished yet.
3. Never be the first to do anything.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws