Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 6)

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Money Murphy’s Laws

Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.

Murphy’s Laws People

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

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Money Murphy’s Laws Things

The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Circumstances can force a generalized incompetent to become competent, at least in a specialized field.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

Murphy’s Laws

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Secret sources are more credible.

Murphy’s Laws

Them what has – gets.

Murphy’s Laws

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Murphy’s Laws

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Facts Government Law Murphy’s Laws

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Stupidity

If you don't say it, they can't repeat it.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports