Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 6)

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In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment, but compose immediately after.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The number of rational hypotheses that can explain any given phenomenon is infinite.

Murphy’s Laws

Any object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Anyone who says he isn't going to resign, four times… definitely will.

Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Verbs has to agree with their subject.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

A watched pot never boils over.

Murphy’s Laws

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Murphy’s Laws

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll beneath the vehicle to its exact centre.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

It goes in – it must come out.

Murphy’s Laws

When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.

Money Murphy’s Laws People

The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.

Money Murphy’s Laws