Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 6)

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The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

Appearance Cooking Food/Drink Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

History Memory Murphy’s Laws

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

Murphy’s Laws

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

It ain't necessarily so.

Murphy’s Laws

You don’t start traditions – traditions start.

Murphy’s Laws

Brute force, clumsiness, ignorance, and superstition will always triumph over science, skill, knowledge, and logic.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.

Murphy’s Laws

When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever happens, look as if it was intended.

Acting Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Situations

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Situations

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

Murphy’s Laws People

The fact that you do not know the answer does not meant that someone else does.

Murphy’s Laws People

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Children Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

Murphy’s Laws