Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 6)

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Security isn’t. Management can’t. Sales promotions don’t. Customer assistance doesn’t. Worker’s won’t.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Everybody wants to peel his own banana.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the organization the less people appreciate Murphy's Law.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Life Murphy’s Laws

The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Murphy’s Laws

If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. 3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

Facts Murphy’s Laws

If you don't say it, they can't repeat it.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Murphy’s Laws

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

You can't win; You can't break even; You can't quit.

Murphy’s Laws

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The bigger the man, the less likely he is to object to caricature.

Murphy’s Laws People